dysfunctionalsexkitten

Ask me anything   I am a juxtaposition of the cute and fuzzy with the strange and unconventional. This blog is in no way the distillation of my inner essence but I try to deal with certain manifestations of wonder and intrigue conjured by the ever evolving world, physical and virtual.

Does using long words make me sound like an asshole? I also eat a lot and make cat noises

chickgoespeep:

I was making another cat thing, but that was taking too long so I made a penguin thing in the meantime. But seriously, I wonder what penguins taste like?

so adorbs

chickgoespeep:

I was making another cat thing, but that was taking too long so I made a penguin thing in the meantime. But seriously, I wonder what penguins taste like?

so adorbs

— 10 months ago with 2 notes
chickgoespeep:

Sometimes my girlfriend looks like this girl. Sometimes I look like this cloud.
(But usually not at the same time)

Hey! That’s me, that’s me!

chickgoespeep:

Sometimes my girlfriend looks like this girl. Sometimes I look like this cloud.

(But usually not at the same time)

Hey! That’s me, that’s me!

— 1 year ago with 7 notes
lavenderking:

fairly certain that if i owned this cat i would never be sad ever again

OH GOD THE FLUFF

lavenderking:

fairly certain that if i owned this cat i would never be sad ever again

OH GOD THE FLUFF

(Source: inud5, via googleycats)

— 1 year ago with 20328 notes

cat selfies will never cease to be magical

(via thefrogman)

— 1 year ago with 378085 notes